and why do my lungs begin to ache when I breathe


every girl deserves orgasms and pizza

i was told….

customers who wanna start some shit   (via stability)
I’m an adult, but not like a real adult
anyone between the ages of 18 and 25 (via prettyboystyles)
reblog if you’re single as fuck

You wanna see my stupid face on snapchat?



If you’re hot and you think I’m hot you need to speak the fuck up

But really


Literally every problem in my life can be solved with money


The fact that I’m legally an adult is hysterical


on this weeks forecast, there is 0% chance of getting laid

When god became lonely
he created man,
Or was it
When man became lonely
he created god.
Melanie Exler strengthenizer (via strengthenizer)