and why do my lungs begin to ache when I breathe

liftedandgiftedd:

every girl deserves orgasms and pizza

i was told….

customers who wanna start some shit   (via stability)
I’m an adult, but not like a real adult
anyone between the ages of 18 and 25 (via prettyboystyles)
reblog if you’re single as fuck

You wanna see my stupid face on snapchat?

inhalexhal3:

honorings:

If you’re hot and you think I’m hot you need to speak the fuck up

But really

aminaabramovic:

Literally every problem in my life can be solved with money

texasenchantment:

The fact that I’m legally an adult is hysterical

ugly:

on this weeks forecast, there is 0% chance of getting laid

When god became lonely
he created man,
Or was it
When man became lonely
he created god.
Melanie Exler strengthenizer (via strengthenizer)